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Amy Poehler and Aubrey Plaza attend ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ screening after party. 

Why isn’t mamma Mia on Netflix it’s all I want to watch rn/ever

Why r my boobs so warm

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very confused about everything always

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Since the start of 2014 I have:

Gotten a new piercing.
Dyed my hair.
Ended a relationship.
Started a new relationship.
Been on a long car journey. 
Passed an exam.
Cried on someone’s shoulder.
Had a massive fight with a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Received flowers.
Had a Valentine.
Written a letter using pen and paper.
Gone to see a therapist.
Been prescribed medication by a doctor.
Read a really good book.
Gone to the zoo.
Spent too much money on unnecessary things.
Traveled by train.
Cried over someone.
Spent a day out in the sun getting a tan.
Slammed a door out of frustration.
Had an anxiety attack.
Had a BBQ.
Gone to the fair.
Gone bowling.
Seen a film at the cinema in 3D.
Gone on a date.
Been the only sober one on a night out.
Helped someone home after they’d had too much to drink.
Stayed up all night.
Talked on the phone for over 2 hours. 
Supported someone who’d received bad news.
Watched some kind of live sporting event. 
Read an entire book in one day.
Bought a DVD the day it was released.
Eaten McDonald’s more than four times in a single week.
Cried as a result of exam stress.
Met some incredible new people.
Fallen backwards off a chair. 
Broken my glasses.
Cried over someone in my past.
Spent hours aimlessly browsing the internet. 
Thrown up.
Cried over a film.
Gone out of my way to avoid an ex-significant other.
Fought with someone in public.
Been in a relationship for a year or longer.

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#about me #yay


community 3x03 ; remedial chaos theory

chaos already dominates enough of our lives. the universe is an endless sea raging sea of randomness. our job isn’t to fight it, but to weather it - together. on the raft of life. a raft held together by those few, rare, beautiful things that we know to be predictable. […] us. it won’t matter what happens to us as long as we stay honest and accepting of each other’s flaws and virtues. (annie will always be driven. shirley will always be giving. pierce will never apologize. britta’s sort of a wild card from my perspective, and jeff will forever remain a conniving son-of-a-bitch.)

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#the most iconic #community


"What’s your favorite album?"image

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Whoop I have to be at soccer practice tomorrow at 7:30 I knew I should have stayed jn camp